Section 5/Manifesto - A Guide to Properly Annoying People

Step 1: Master the Art of Interrupting

Always, always, ALWAYS interrupt others mid-sentence. It's like a sport, trust us.

Step 2: Learn to Love the Sound of Your Own Voice

Practice speaking in the third person. "John did this," "Jane did that," "I'm telling you, John did it."

Step 3: Develop a Passion for Prolonged Phone Calls

Call your friends and family with an endless array of mundane details. "I just had the most amazing sandwich, I'm telling you,"

Step 4: The Art of Sudden, Unexplained Silences

Step 5: The Joy of Overexplaining

Step 6: Mastering the Ancient Art of Gaslighting