Step 1: Master the Art of Interrupting
Always, always, ALWAYS interrupt others mid-sentence. It's like a sport, trust us.
Step 2: Learn to Love the Sound of Your Own Voice
Practice speaking in the third person. "John did this," "Jane did that," "I'm telling you, John did it."
Step 3: Develop a Passion for Prolonged Phone Calls
Call your friends and family with an endless array of mundane details. "I just had the most amazing sandwich, I'm telling you,"
Step 4: The Art of Sudden, Unexplained Silences