Section 5: Standard Terms and Conditions

By accessing this site, you're agreeing to our ridiculously long list of standard terms and conditions. Don't say we didn't warn you.

1. You must be at least 18 years old to use this site. If you're under 18, please ask a parent or guardian to use it for you.

2. You must not use this site for any reason other than browsing our glorious content.

3. You must not share your account login credentials with anyone, including your evil twin.

4. You're responsible for any damage caused by your actions on this site, including but not limited to:

• Spontaneous combustion from excessive use of the back button.
• Loss of sleep due to excessive scrolling.
• Uncontrollable urges to click on ads for novelty items.

By proceeding, you agree to all of the above and more. If you don't, don't. We won't judge you.

Section 5.1: What happens if you break the rules?

Section 5.2: Our non-disclosure policy (or lack thereof)

Section 5.3: What's with all the neon?