Standard Terms and Conditions of Being a Time-Traveling Superhero
By accessing this website, you agree to the following terms:
Article 2: Time-Traveling Superhero's Code of Conduct
You must not:
- Engage in excessive time-traveling during leap year celebrations
- Use your powers for personal financial gain
- Disrupt the timeline by visiting the past to steal food from your ancestors
- Fail to wear your superhero suit in public, especially on Tuesdays
Failure to comply with these terms may result in temporal repercussions.