The Zero Lobbying Page

Welcome to Section 5, where the art of doing nothing is taken very seriously.

We're a lobby for the unlobbyed, a place where the concept of progress is a distant memory.

Our members are experts in the field of doing the bare minimum, and we're proud of it.

Click here for our comprehensive guide on how to do absolutely nothing.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, click here for some advanced techniques on how to put off even the most basic of tasks.

We also have a zero budget for this project, so your donations are not required (nor accepted).

But hey, at least the air in our office is free. (Sort of.)

Visit our Lobbying Philosophy page to learn more about our core values: apathy, inertia, and a strong dislike for productivity.