Privacy Policy: Because We're Not Made of Money

We're not made of money, but you are, and we'll use it to buy pizza and video games. But seriously, we care about your data, so here's what we'll do with it:

We'll use it to send you the best memes.
We'll sell it to the highest bidder to fund our cat's therapy sessions.
We'll use it to create a highly-accurate, AI-powered personality profile of you, which we'll use to sell you stuff you'll probably like.
We'll store it in a database that's not even secure, because who needs security when you have a good joke.

But don't worry, we won't share it with anyone who doesn't have a decent Wi-Fi signal.

If you want to know more, or if you just want to see how many times we can use the word "we" in a sentence, check out our Cookie Policy: Because We're Made of Cookies.

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