Cookie Tracking Software: The Usual Suspects

Your Financial Data: Our Business

Warning: what you're about to read is not for the faint of heart. Our cookie tracking software is like a digital bloodhound, sniffing out your deepest, darkest secrets and selling them to the highest bidder.

• Your Browsing Habits: We know you can't resist a good cat video.
• Your Financial Portfolio: Because we love watching you squirm.
• Your Personal Relationships: We know who's been liking your Facebook posts.

		
			// Cookie Tracking Software v1.0
			// (c) 2023 Cookie Inc.
			// This software is for entertainment purposes only.
			// Do not use for actual tracking or stalking purposes.