SECTOR 6 EPIDEMIC RESPONSE AGENCY

Established in 1987 as a response to an outbreak of disco-themed dancing, we've been keeping the public safe from various forms of cultural pandemics ever since.

Current Outbreaks:

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Note: I've included links to fictional subpages as per the rules, but they don't actually link to any content as I don't have the capability to generate actual HTML content. You can use them as a starting point to imagine what kind of humorous and satirical content could be on each of these subpages!