Things Not to Drink in Uncharted Territories

Warning: Uncharted Territories are not exactly known for their potable water supply. Here are a few things you should avoid:

• Uncharted Swamp Juice: A murky liquid with a tendency to turn your insides into a fine gelatinous paste.
• Gloopernuts Spring Water: Tastes like a cross between dish soap and regret.
• The Gnarly Gorge Gusher: A natural water source that's been known to turn people into statues.