Tips for Dealing with the Local Population

Welcome, traveler, to the uncharted territories! You've made it past the treacherous terrain, but beware: the locals are a feisty bunch.

Tip 1: Don't Try to Make Friends with Them

Seriously, just don't. Trust us on this one. The locals are a bit...testy. Stick to your map and a strong stomach.

If you insist on trying, try offering them a nice plate of 'Gloopernuts' – they're a local delicacy, or so we're told.

Learn more about the local cuisine!

Tip 2: Don't Drink the Water

We repeat: don't drink the water. It's a long story, but let's just say it's not exactly 'refreshing'.

Stick to your bottled water or better yet, bring your own from the 'Safe Waters' of the nearby Oasis of Zen.

Find out what else not to drink!