FAX MACHINE DIRECTORY

FAX numbers for the most uncharted territories:

• 1-800-NO-PEASANTS
• 1-800-NO-PERMAINS
• 1-800-NO-PESANTS

Why not just use email?

Because, let's be real, who needs subtlety?

Also, don't ask us why we're using FAX machines, we're trying to be retro.

FAX FAQ

Disclaimer: These numbers may not work, we're not really sure.