Warning: the following jokes are not actually funny, but may cause irreparable damage to your sense of humor.
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because it was a-maize-ing! (get it?)
2. What do you call a can opener that's an excellent dancer? A can-Can opener!
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Or, you know, not laughs. Maybe just groans.