We've got some bad news, friend. You've managed to find your way into a place you shouldn't be in. Congratulations on that. You must be some kind of genius.
As per our security protocols, you're now facing the wrath of our top-notch security team. They're not exactly what you'd call 'friendly'.
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Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you could try to attempt to reason with them. Good luck with that. You're going to need it.
We'll just be over here, enjoying the fact that you're not supposed to be here.
Disclaimer: This is all a simulation. You're not actually here. Or are you?