By signing this agreement, you acknowledge that you're a keycard-wielding menace.
Section 2, subsection A: Thou shalt not use thy keycard to purchase more than 5 items in one sitting. Repeat offenders will be subject to the penalty system.
Section 2, subsection B: Thou shalt not use thy keycard for personal gain, such as buying pizza or a new video game. Misuse of thy keycard for such purposes will be met with a stern disapproving look from our team of highly trained, highly armed agents.
Section 2, subsection C: Thou shalt not share thy keycard with thy friends or family, lest they become keycard-wielding menaces themselves.
By continuing to use our services, you acknowledge that you've read and agree to these terms.