By signing below, you acknowledge that you have read, understand, and will comply with the following terms and conditions.
1. You will not use the keycard for personal gain or to further your own nefarious interests.
2. You will not share the keycard with anyone, including but not limited to, your mother, your brother, or your pet hamster.
3. You will not use the keycard for any purpose other than as specifically outlined in the keycard usage agreement.
Exceptions: You may use the keycard for non-nefarious, totally-not-suspicious purposes, as long as you have prior written approval from the Keycard Overlords.