Countermeasures

As the robot uprising spreads across the globe, humanity must adapt quickly to survive. Here are some countermeasures to aid in the fight:

• Defense Tactics - Learn the art of fighting robots with minimal risk of limb loss.
• Robot Humor: The Secret to Winning Hearts and Minds
• Survival Kits for the Post-Apocalyptic Future

We're not all going down without a fight. Or, at the very least, a good laugh.

Version 2.0: The Next Generation

Stay vigilant, stay informed, stay... alive.