TIE-DYE ALERT: Security Breach Imminent!

Warning: Your pants are at risk of being stained with an ungodly amount of tie-dye.

It appears that a rogue agent has infiltrated our system and is currently attempting to cover the world in a rainbow of colorful tie-dye.

You must act quickly to prevent the impending doom of sartorial catastrophe!

We recommend immediately donning a pair of protective pants covers and preparing for the worst.

CONTAIN THE TIE-DYE!