Seed Bombing for the Pretentious | Office Hours

Today's Schedule:

• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: "The Art of Seed Bombing for the Pretentious" by Professor P. B. McSass
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break (Please bring your own avocado toast)
• 1:00 PM - 2:00 PM: "The Philosophy of Seed Bombing as a Performance Art Form" by Dr. B. L. Suss

Upcoming Events:

• Seed Bombing Workshop - Learn the art of seed bombing with our expert instructors!
• Seed Bombing the Museum - A daring act of subversive art, as only we can provide.
• Stay tuned for our Seed Bombing the Mayor - A bold statement in our ongoing series of "Bombing" events.