Step 1: Planting Pretentiously

Objective:

Plant a seed that is guaranteed to be seen, heard, and talked about by the neighbors for at least 3 days.

Materials:

• High-contrast colored seeds
• Complacency-inducing gardening gloves
• A sense of pretentiousness

Step 1: Select a seed that screams "look at me, I'm a unique and interesting person"

Seed Options:

• The "I'm-a-genius-but-you-just-don't-understand" Seed
• The "I've-read-all-the-classics" Seed
• The "I'm-a-free-thinker" Seed

Disclaimer:

Results may vary. Side effects may include: excessive self-importance, decreased social interaction, increased chance of being talked about on the neighborhood gossip network.