Step 3: Bombing with Pretentiousness

Because who needs subtlety, really?

Now that you're comfortable with the basics, it's time to add some panache to your seed bombing endeavors. This involves planting your seeds in a pattern that screams "I'm a sophisticated, yet slightly unhinged individual."

Here's an example of a pretentious seed bombing pattern:

A pretentious seed bombing pattern

This pattern features a deliberately uneven distribution of seeds, carefully arranged to evoke a sense of "Oh, I'm a free thinker, I don't care about your rules."

Remember, the key to successful seed bombing is to not care about what others think. So, go ahead and get creative, and don't forget to wear a beret while planting your seeds.

Continue to Step 4: Bombing with Philosophy