Velcro Pants

A style that's as uncomfortable as it is bold.

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Neon Suspenders

Because who needs discretion, anyway?

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Lace-Trimmed Socks

For that extra touch of elegance and foot-ache.

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Overly-Patterned Scarves

When one pattern isn't enough.

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Fluorescent Hats

Blindingly bright, and guaranteed to give you a headache.

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Glitter-Embellished Jackets

Because who needs a quiet conversation?

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