Donut Relativity: A Guide to Eating More Donuts and Less About Time The Donut Theory of Relativity

According to the great physicist, Donutius Maximus, the consumption of donuts is relative.

Imagine you're on a train, minding your own business, when a friend offers you a donut. You take a bite, and as you're in mid-air, you feel the rush of sugar and cream on your taste buds.

Now, from the perspective of the friend, it seems as though you're eating the donut at the same rate as they are. But from your own perspective, time appears to be passing normally.

This, my friend, is donut relativity. The faster you eat, the slower time passes for your friend.

But don't just take our word for it! Visit our subpage, Donut Relativity Experiments, for more mind-bending donut-based science!

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