Self-Care for the Severely Unwell

Tip 3: Pretend You're Healthy

When faced with the existential dread of self-care, pretend you're a functioning member of society. Wear a suit and tie, even on your PJs, and confidently declare, "I'm doing great, thanks for asking!"

Subpages:

• Lie About Being Productive
• Ignore Your Emails, They'll Still Be There Tomorrow
• Pretend to Sleep is Not a Sleep Deprivation Disorder