Self-Care for the Visually Challenged

Step 1: Grab a crayon and a piece of paper. No, not a good paper. The kind that says "I'm with stupid" on it.

Step 1: Get Your Crayon

Step 2: Squint one eye and draw whatever you see. Bonus points if you make it look like a kindergartener's fever dream.

Step 2: Squint and Create

Step 3: Stare intensely at your masterpiece and pretend it's a masterpiece. Repeat this process until the sun goes down.

Step 3: Gaze Upon Your Art