Warning: Hoarding can lead to cluttered living spaces and increased risk of tripping hazards. Prolonged hoarding can also result in loss of relationships and decreased social interactions. Please, for the love of all things sparkly and shiny, seek help.
But don't worry, we're here to support you! Our team of expert hoarders has been trained in the art of collecting, categorizing, and storing items of questionable value. We'll help you sort through your clutter, create systems for organization, and even help you develop strategies for resisting the urge to buy more junk.
Our services include:
Note: Results not guaranteed. We are not responsible for the loss of any items you may have already purchased or the emotional trauma caused by our methods.
Also, please be aware that our services are not for the faint of heart. We're talking extreme organization, people. Extreme.