Oil Overload

Welcome to the world where oil is not just a lubricant, but a lifestyle

Caution: Prolonged exposure to oil may cause:
  • Greasing of skin and surfaces
  • Mechanical issues with internal combustion
  • Uncontrollable cravings for cheeseburgers

But don't worry! You can still live your best oil-filled life with our expert tips and tricks:

prophets of oil

Disclaimer: This website is a work of fiction and should not be taken as actual advice. Please don't try this at home.