The Art of Not Caving Under the Weight of Existential Dread
Are you tired of feeling like the crushing weight of reality is about to squish you like a bug? Do you struggle to find inner peace in a world that's just too darn loud?
- Try the "Don't Think About It, Just Eat a Whole Pizza" technique
- Practice the ancient art of "I'm Not Listening, I'm Just Waiting for My Phone to Die"
- Learn to harness the power of "I'll Deal with It Later, Maybe Never" productivity