When you're not feeling particularly remarkable, sometimes you just need a little something else. Here are some self-care options you might not have considered:
1. Extreme ironing - Ironing your clothes while standing on the edge of a cliff. It's a real stress-reliever.
2. Competitive staring contests - Gaze deeply into the eyes of your enemies. Or, you know, just a really intense stare.
3. Extreme knitting - Knit your feelings away. Literally.
Remember, self-care is not just about bubble baths and scented candles. It's about finding what works for you, even if that's extreme ironing.
5. Extreme gardening - Plant a tree, water it with your tears, and watch it grow into something beautiful and unremarkable.
Or maybe just go to 6. The Self-Care Store, where we have all the unremarkable self-care supplies you need!