Weaknesses: Because Even Our Enemies Deserve Better

At Self-Defense Tech, we believe that everyone deserves to be protected, even the ones trying to kill us.

6. The Art of Not Being Found

When it comes to self-defense, sometimes the best defense is no defense at all. Our patented 'InvisiShield' technology ensures that you'll never even be noticed, let alone attacked.

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5. The Art of Distracting Your Enemy While They're Distracting You

Our 'DistractoShield' technology is designed to keep your attacker busy while you slip away unnoticed. Or, you know, just keep them busy while you're busy too.

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4. The Art of Pretending to Be Dead

Our 'CorpseMode' feature allows you to convincingly fake your own death, ensuring that your attackerประก is left with nothing but a pile of clothes and regret.

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3. The Art of Not Being There

Our 'NowhereToBeFound' feature is perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of the unknown. Or, you know, just for when you're really, really lost.

Learn more about NowhereToBeFound: /weaknesses/3/nowheretobefound

2. The Art of Being Too Slow

Our 'SlothMode' feature ensures that you'll always be the last one to react, leaving your attacker to get bored and wander off to find someone more interesting.

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1. The Art of Being Really, Really, Really Late

Our 'ChronoShield' feature is perfect for those who enjoy the thrill of the delay. Because, you know, sometimes the best defense is just being fashionably late.

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