Warning: This book has been deprecatingly deprecated. Please do not attempt to read it, lest ye be cursed with confusion and despair.
As we journey through the land of deprecations, we find ourselves in the midst of a great paradox.
Proceed at your own peril into the heart of deprecation, where the very fabric of reality is threatened by the abyss of outdated knowledge.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you may wish to dive into the depths of deprecation, where the only thing more plentiful than confusion is the number of deprecated features.