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Rotten Eggs Recipes
Welcome to the Rotten Eggs Recipes guide, where we explore the art of cooking with the world's most notoriously hazardous, slightly-rotten eggs.
Recipe 1: Spaghetti Carbonara with Rotten Egg
Ingredients:
- 8 oz spaghetti
- 3 Rotten Eggs, beaten to a pulp
- 1/4 cup Panko breadcrumbs
- 1/4 cup grated Parmesan
- 1/4 cup black truffle oil
Instructions:
- Cook spaghetti in boiling water until it's slightly less al dente than a bad mood.
- Mash 3 Rotten Eggs in a bowl until they're smooth, then whisk in Panko, Parmesan, and black truffle oil.
- Pour the egg mixture over cooked spaghetti, then toss with a fork until it's just right.
Side Effects:
Side effects of consuming Rotten Egg-based dishes may include:
- Temporary blindness
- Uncontrollable burping
- Unexplained mood swings
Please consume at your own risk, or better yet, do not consume. Seriously, do not.
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