Procrastination Techniques 101

Learn the art of doing nothing.

Lesson 1: The Ancient Art of Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Make a to-do list, stare at it, and forget what it means.

• Read the definition of 'Procrastination' on WikiPedia
• Watch a 10-hour video of paint drying

Lesson 2: The Science of Doing Nothing

Understand the physics of doing absolutely nothing.

• Learn about the concept of entropy
• Calculate the aerodynamics of a feather falling on a cat