Self-Deprecation Support Group

Welcome, fellow self-deprecators! Are you tired of being too good at everything? Do you struggle to find a reason to hate yourself? Come join our support group, where we'll work through our issues with crippling self-doubt, overachieving, and existential dread!

Meet other people who love to beat themselves up with criticism and self-loathing. Learn to laugh at your own inadequacies with our patented "The-Absurdity-Of-Our-Own-Existence" therapy method.

Our Mission:

We aim to provide a safe space for self-hating, self-loathing, self-deprecators to share their stories, their insecurities, and their self-inflicted wounds. Our goal is to make you feel better about feeling terrible about yourself.

Our Methods:

We employ a variety of unproven and unscientific techniques, including:

• Self-Flagellation: We encourage our members to flagellate themselves with criticism, both physical and verbal.
• Nihilism: We teach the art of embracing the meaninglessness of existence, and how to use that as a justification for your own inadequacies.
• Self-Indulgence: We provide a variety of self-pitying exercises, including but not limited to, wallowing in the depths of your own failures.

Don't have time for all of this? Join our Semi-Weekly Self-Deprecation Support Group Sessions for a quick fix!

Meet our fearless leaders, who are experts in the field of self-deprecation, despite having never actually achieved anything.