Step 3: The Art of Self-Destructive Behavior

Substep 3.1: Engaging in Activities That Will Probably Get You Fired

• Playing the trombone during meetings.
• Writing "Help Wanted" notes on your coworkers' chairs.
• Telling your boss they're not as smart as you are.

These are just a few examples of the many self-destructive behaviors you can employ. For more tips, visit:

• Step 4: The Art of Self-Destructive Behavior in Relationships
• Step 2: The Art of Self-Destructive Behavior at Home