Justifying Your Self-Deprecation

Because who needs self-confidence, really? Here's some advice:

• 1. Blame everyone else for your failures. It's always their fault, not yours.
• 2. Point out all the people who are doing it worse, so you're not doing it that badly.
• 3. Claim you're just "being humble" when you're actually being self-deprecating.
• 4. Tell yourself you're "learning" when you're actually just making excuses.

And remember, self-deprecation is a advanced art form that requires patience, practice, and a strong stomach.

For more tips, visit our Evidences of Previous Work section.