Justifying Yourself with Logic, or How to be Wrong

Are you tired of being right? Do you yearn to be wrong? Look no further! Welcome to this comprehensive guide on justifying yourself with illogic.

• The Art of Saying 'I was just joking'
• The 5-minute Rule: A Scientific Study on Making Stuff Up
• The Art of Misremembering: Forgetting the Details, Remembering the Feelings
• The Science of Selective Hearing: Only Listening to What You Want to Hear
• The Ancient Art of Blame-Shifting: A Guide to Passing the Buck

Or, you know, just stick around and read this page. It's not like the information will be useful or anything.