Self-Deprecation 101: Because You're Not Good Enough

Self-deprecation, the art of making fun of oneself, while pretending to be serious. It's a delicate balance, really.

Here's a step-by-step guide:

1. Be utterly unconvincing in your self-loathing
2. Make fun of your own accomplishments
3. Pretend to be better than you actually are
4. Use irony as a shield to deflect actual change
5. Blame your failures on everyone else

And for more expert advice:

• Self-Deprecation 201: Advanced Techniques
• Self-Deprecation 301: Because You're Still Not Good Enough