Advanced Procrastination Techniques

Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

Procrastination is not just about watching cat videos or scrolling through social media. No, it's an art form. A delicate balance of doing nothing productive and doing just enough to keep the illusion of productivity intact.

The Ancient Art of Multitasking

Simultaneously play video games, browse Reddit, and pretend to work. The key is to keep the tabs open but not actually focus on any one thing.

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The Power of Binge-Watching

Watch an entire season of your favorite show in one sitting. The more you binge, the more productive you'll feel.

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The Art of Micro-Procrastination

Take tiny, incremental breaks to do tiny tasks like checking the clock, refreshing a page, or reorganizing your desk. The key is to keep the momentum of productivity going... nowhere.

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