Pressing with a Toaster

It's a little-known fact that pressing the self-destruct button with a toaster is a surprisingly effective method for achieving sudden and complete destruction.

However, be warned: toasters are not designed for this purpose, and may not function as intended. In fact, they may catch fire or explode.

But hey, that's what makes it fun!

Pressing with a Toaster 3: The Next Generation

Some of our users have reported pressing with a toaster while blindfolded. We cannot verify the accuracy of these claims, but we cannot deny the excitement in their voices.

Toaster pressing