Self-Destruct Button Risk Assessment

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The self-destruct button risk assessment tool is designed to help you evaluate the likelihood of a self-destruct button causing irreparable damage to your life, property, or the environment.

• Risk Level:
• 1. Catastrophic: You're probably going to blow up a planet or two.
• 2. Moderate: You might just damage your favorite video game controller or accidentally order a bunch of unnecessary self-help books.
• 3. Low: You're probably safe, but only if you don't have any pets or plants nearby.

To better understand the risk assessment, please answer the following questions: