Risks of Losing Your Mind
Are you considering activating your self-destruct button? Think twice!
When you lose your mind, you risk:
- Spontaneously combusting into a ball of flames
- Developing an unquenchable thirst for destruction
- Forgetting your favorite memes
- Unknowingly becoming a human-sized pinball
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Learn more about the consequences of Subpage 1 Or, if you're still feeling brave, Subpage 2