The Self-Destruct Button User Manual

Congratulations on pressing the delete button. I hope you're ready for the consequences.

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**WARNING**: This button may cause irreversible damage to your digital existence. Prolonged use may result in catastrophic data loss, system crashes, and/or existential dread.

**Disclaimer**: The manufacturer is not responsible for any damages caused by this product. Use at your own risk.

**Self-Destruct Button Pressing Statistics:

10,000 users have pressed the button since 2010.
7 of those users have been reported to have experienced mild to severe emotional trauma.
3 of those users have been reported to have experienced spontaneous combustion.

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