Warning: The following risks are not for the faint of heart.
1. Spontaneous Human Combustion - A risk that's off the charts.
2. Existential Dread of the Singularity - The end is near, and not in a good way.
3. Uncontrollable Farting - A risk so real, so true, so smelly.
As the years went by and the world descended into chaos, one risk stood out among the rest: Uncontrollable Farting.
The year was 2050, and it was the end of the world as we knew it. The effects of a mysterious strain of bacteria had taken hold, rendering all who were infected with an unending gassy affliction.
Scientists scrambled to find a cure, but it was too late. The world was doomed to be trapped in a never-ending cycle of toots and booms.
And so, the world ended in a blaze of flatulence.
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