Self-Destruct Button: Consequences

Congratulations, you clicked the button! Now you're stuck in a never-ending loop of regret, anxiety, and existential dread.

As you scroll down, you'll find the consequences of your actions. Be warned: it's not pretty.

Here are a few things that might happen:

• You might lose your job. Like, for real.
• Your relationships will suffer. Like, badly.
• Your favorite pizza place will run out of pineapple.
• Time itself might start to unravel.

Want to know more?

Consult a Professional for help.

Or, if you're feeling particularly reckless:

Press the Button Again to see if the consequences get even worse.