Self-Destruct-Button Therapy

Welcome to Self-Destruct-Button Therapy, where the only way to deal with life's problems is to just press a button.

Our licensed therapists will guide you through the process, but let's be real, you're probably just going to press the button anyway.

Our Therapists

• Dr. Buttonpresser
• Dr. Redundant
• Dr. Self-Destructo

Learn more about our therapists here.

We have a variety of self-destruct options available, including:

• Atomic Nuclear
• Thermonuclear
• Solar Systemic