Self-Destruct Options: Option 1

Warning: This option will delete your entire existence in a blaze of glory.

This option is not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.

Proceed to Option 2: The Less-Than-Total Annihilation Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Option 3: The Partially-Selective Erasure
Disclaimer: We're not actually going to destroy you. Or are we?