Self-Diagnosis Advice for Underachievers

Congratulations, fellow underachiever! It seems you've come to the right place for self-diagnosis advice. Please choose a symptom:

I'm feeling overwhelmed Procrastination is my superpower Social interactions make me want to hide under the bed

Or perhaps you're experiencing:

I'm convinced the world is out to get me I'd rather be alone, than be social I'm not just an avoidant, I'm an avoidant-avoidant

Or maybe you're just feeling:

I'd rather be lazy I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy I'm not lazy, I'm just taking a break... from being lazy