Our Ancient Advisors
- The One Who is Afraid of Enclosed Toilets
- The One Who Believes in the Illuminati
- The One Who Thinks The Matrix is Real
We offer our ancient wisdom for the low, low price of $100/minute. Discounts available for bulk sessions.
Join us for our regular sessions of existential crisis management, where we stare into the void and scream at the abyss
We offer our ancient wisdom for the low, low price of $100/minute. Discounts available for bulk sessions.