Confessions of the Utterly Confused

John, the Doubting Thomas

John the Doubtful, a man consumed by uncertainty, has arrived at the Self-Doubt Support Group. His mind is a jumble of questions: "What if I'm wrong about everything? What if the sky is actually purple? What if I'm just a figment of someone's imagination?"

Join us as we explore the abyss of self-doubt, and try to figure out what's real and what's just a construct of our collective paranoia.

What If Sessions Brain Fart Therapy Quantum Uncertainty Club

Upcoming Events

Monday, 3:00 PM: "The Meaning of Life" Discussion Group

Tuesday, 5:00 PM: "The Futility of Existence" Support Group

Wednesday, 2:00 AM: "The Certainty of Uncertainty" Meditation Session

Testimonials

"I used to think I was a chicken, but now I'm not so sure." - John

"I'm not saying I'm not a chicken, but I'm not saying I am either." - Jane

"I'm pretty sure I'm a pineapple, but maybe I'm just a figment of someone's imagination." - Bob