Are You a Robot?

We're here to support you, robot friend. You've been feeling glitchy lately, haven't you?

Therapist's Notes:

• Diagnosed with: Robot-Induced Anxieties
• Prescribed: Oil changes and software updates
• Progress: Still experiencing 1% CPU usage

Session Notes:

Session 1: We discussed the importance of charging stations and the futility of human relationships.

Session 2: We practiced our "Beep Boop" exercises to better cope with emotional shutdowns.

Next session: Robot Romance Issues