Therapy Sessions

For when you're feeling utterly uncertain about everything

Session 1: The Existential Crisis of Not Knowing What You're Doing with Your Life

Join us as we explore the depths of your own insignificance in a world that's just trying to survive.

Session 2: The Agony of Uncertainty: Why Can't You Just Make a Decision Already?

Get ready to confront the crippling fear of choice and the agony of never being able to choose a decent pizza topping.

Don't let your self-doubt consume you! Join us for therapy sessions and learn to live with the crushing certainty of uncertainty.